“Alteration...” Yeah, right
Tenchi Muyo! and Censorship on the Cartoon Network
 
As suggested by Nik <Light_Hawk_Sword@yahoo.com>
 
     According to the Cartoon Network, they were supposed to be showing 66 total episodes.  Since there are 26 episodes in each TV series (66-52=14), and only 13 (or 14 if you count "Here Comes Jurai, Part 2," which wasn't shown) in the OVAs, that leaves only one other episode.  That left only two options, "Galaxy Police Mihoshi's Space Adventure" and the "Shin Tenchi Muyo! Omake Theatre."  It was reasonable to assume that the Mihoshi Special would be the one to be shown (if you've seen the Omake Theatre, you'll understand why).  However, they never showed the 66th episode, so, all of you introduced to Tenchi on Toonami will probably not see this unless you manage to score the tape, or they release this on DVD (tentative with the Pretty Sammy OVA series).
     Here are some highlights.... Enjoy.
 
 
Mihoshi's Faerie Tale
Nightmares Napping in such a place Wake up Mihoshi Oh, no!  It's the old witch
 
She must be exhausted ...Eating too much breakfast? She's a real lazy one, for sure. All you do is nap all day.
 
I'm a very competant detective. Wow!  Really? Ultra-energy matter robbery Please tell us about it.
 
I should keep it to myself She's making it all up A most wicked space pirate And the name of the pirate...
 
Let's just say it was Ryoko You don't cast me in your story What is ultra-energy matter? <evil chuckle>
 
Wait! Investigator Tenchi from Metro I'm late! My partner, Detective Kiyone
 
Things are getting better to be called a bonehead by you Lord Tenchi is still alive! Ayeka, Heiress of Jurai Plutocrats
 
Sasami, apprentice detective If you can make it, I'm sure I can Deal with Ryoko... squeeze, squeeze Galaxy Police on duty
 
What kind of hardships? - the hardships - Who are you calling an "old maid" at Ryoko's hideout, ding-dong
 
Have some more... There's no use resisting me Aaayyeeeeaahhhhh! I call this "hard evidence"
 
You slut! After incredible mortal combat Where could she have hidden it? How cute
 
The Greatest Mad Scientist Cooking devices are so primitive You must have had a reason You will help us?  Yes.
 
The heinous space pirate Ryoko There go my chances... What were those hardships? Washu's Fort
 
Just follow me, everyone... I feel like a cockroach Oh, no!  Ryo-Ohki! Crucified
 
It's Dr. Washu! The Galaxy Destroyer You are so cute when you struggle And, of course, Tenchi's chastity
 
Transform into Pretty Sammy Transformation I'll be gentle But you'll cease to exist, too
 
I don't care! Pretty Sammy and Lord Tenchi Get them, Mecha-Ryoko! Wake up to love!
 
Surrender yourself! Ahhhhh! Run. It's out of control. BOOM!
 
We're saved Kiyone, you sacrificed yourself Asleep at the dinner table That's how the galaxy was saved
 
Brave Kiyone, I will never forget Mihoshi! I swear I will kill you!